"It's times like these I like to think back to the immortal words of Socrates who said, I drank what?!?"
"It's good to be the King" which leads to "Hump or Death, Hump, Death, Hump, Death..." and lastly "You look like the Pissboy","and you look like a bucket of shit"
"I think you know my wife ehhh Morgan Fairchild. Yeeeaaa, that's the ticket"