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Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel, but while on a tour of Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for just $100."
The diplomats go into a corner and discuss the situation for a few minutes. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? With the money you save, you could help pay back some of the deficit, help the homeless or help the elderly."
One of the Americans replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."
The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for just $100."
The diplomats go into a corner and discuss the situation for a few minutes. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? With the money you save, you could help pay back some of the deficit, help the homeless or help the elderly."
One of the Americans replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."