9andaWiggle
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Matt just moved into his new house in the country. After unpacking all morning, he decides to take a break and sit out on the porch. He'd only been out a few minutes when a pickup truck comes flying up the drives, locks up the brakes, and before the dust settles a man leaps out the driver's door and exclaims "Howdy neighbor! My name's Bob and seein' as yer new to the neighborhood thought I'd swing by and invite ya to a little shin-dig over at my cabin about 8 o'clock tonight. There's gonna be lot of eatin', drinkin', fuckin' and a fightin'! It's gonna be great!"
"Nice to meet you Bob, my name's Matt. All that sounds great. Being new to the area, what should I wear?"
Bob lifts his hat, scratches his head and says "Oh, nothin' special. It's just gonna be the two of us!"
"Nice to meet you Bob, my name's Matt. All that sounds great. Being new to the area, what should I wear?"
Bob lifts his hat, scratches his head and says "Oh, nothin' special. It's just gonna be the two of us!"
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