Man On Plane Runs Amok, Bites Passenger, Dies Before Landing

[MI2AZ]

Aer Lingus flight made emergency landing.

 

[Spider]

Sounds like the "Fear the Walking Dead" show being shown in clips, during TWD commercials.

 

[MI2AZ]

Maybe they had better make sure he stays dead?

 

[Spider]

Get the brain.

 

[AlwaysWrite]

Perhaps he was a vampire, and he's actually destined for eternal life.

 

[WAMO]

WOULD A VAMPIRE NEED A PLANE TO FLY SOMEWHERE?

 

[AlwaysWrite]

WOULD A VAMPIRE NEED A PLANE TO FLY SOMEWHERE?

Perhaps ... if he couldn't find a Batmobile.

 

[MI2AZ]

A postmortem has determined that Brazilian John Kennedy Santos Gurjao, 24, was carrying almost 2 pounds of suspected cocaine—worth about $63,500–in 80 pellets in his stomach. Then one burst. He was pronounced dead after the plane made an emergency stop.

 

[Spider]

Perhaps he was a vampire, and he's actually destined for eternal life.

Like in the Strain? That's how that series started off.