AlwaysWrite
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As a music columnist, how about this for a Top 40 survey for Radio Station KSTD in Gonorrhea, Texas, and sister station KOCK in Box Canyon, Ariz. -- both at 690 ("The Big 69") on your AM dial?
1. CIRCUMCISION (The Four Skins)
2. LIP LICKER (The Pubics)
3. FIRST DIDDLE (Dick Stroker & The Tryouts)
4. CUM SOFTLY (The Ejaculators)
5. IT ONLY HURTS FOR A LITTLE WHILE (Will "Buster" Cherry)
6. LOG RHYTHM (The Math Debaters)
7. I MADE MY BROAD JUMP WHEN I POLED HER VAULT (Track Meat)
8. TRAPPED IN A BOX CANYON (The Lone Ranger)
9. TRY ME (The Gay Judges)
10. ORGAN ROCK (Harry Scrotum & The Genitals)
11. A PIECE IN THE VALLEY (The Brothers' Whore)
12. IF I HAD A RUBBER (Paul's Peter & Mary)
13. I'M IN THE NUDE FOR LOVE (Little Chilly & The Eskimos)
14. HANGING IT OUT (The Pistols)
15. SHE WAS MADE IN A BODY SHOP (The Hot Rods)
16. CUDDLING FOR CASH (Betweena Sheets)
17. CALL ME DADDY (Buster Rubber)
18. HOT DESERT TRAIL (Peter Dragalong)
19. SHOTGUN WEDDING (Tommy Testes & The Knockups)
20. SHE WAS FIRST DOWN (The Pigskin Five)
21. MY DING-A-LING IS OUT (Dick & The Zippers)
22. DON'T DROP THE SOAP (The Cornholers)
23. IT WAS A LONG SHOT BUT I GOT HER IN THE PIVOT (The Hoopsters)
24. WHO SWALLOWED THE CUM (The Sperms)
25. OEDIPUS IS BACK (The MF Trio)
26. PENIS POPSICLE (Dick & The Lickers)
27. LET ME CRAWL YOU SWEETHEART (Harry Hellgate)
28. WE ARE MASTER BAITERS (The Ferry Fishermen)
29. MENUSTRATION BOOGIE (Katie Kotex)
30. I LOST MY BALLS IN HER DUGOUT WHILE ON DECK (The "A" Rods)
31. HOLE IN THE MATTRESS (Mister Completely)
32. IF YOU BEAT MY TOM-TOM I'LL FIDDLE WITH YOU (The Chiefs)
33. COLD, COLD BOOBS (The Virgin Knockers)
34. SO LONG, CHERRY (Pierce Hymen)
35. RIGHT CLUB IN THE WRONG HOLE (Tiger & His Wedge)
36. ZIPPER RIPPER (The Gay Tailors)
37. WET DREAMS OF YOU (The Jackoffs)
38. WHO MADE THE MAID (The Hardons)
39. DREAMS OF URANUS (Hershey Highway)
40. I LAID HER CHRISTMAS BOX UNDER THE TREE (Santa's Midnight Riders)
DICK HIT OF THE WEEK: A PASS LED TO A SCORE IN HER END ZONE (The Brady Band)
FEATURED OLDIE OF THE WEEK: KNEE DEEP IN IT (The Latrine Stompers)
1. CIRCUMCISION (The Four Skins)
2. LIP LICKER (The Pubics)
3. FIRST DIDDLE (Dick Stroker & The Tryouts)
4. CUM SOFTLY (The Ejaculators)
5. IT ONLY HURTS FOR A LITTLE WHILE (Will "Buster" Cherry)
6. LOG RHYTHM (The Math Debaters)
7. I MADE MY BROAD JUMP WHEN I POLED HER VAULT (Track Meat)
8. TRAPPED IN A BOX CANYON (The Lone Ranger)
9. TRY ME (The Gay Judges)
10. ORGAN ROCK (Harry Scrotum & The Genitals)
11. A PIECE IN THE VALLEY (The Brothers' Whore)
12. IF I HAD A RUBBER (Paul's Peter & Mary)
13. I'M IN THE NUDE FOR LOVE (Little Chilly & The Eskimos)
14. HANGING IT OUT (The Pistols)
15. SHE WAS MADE IN A BODY SHOP (The Hot Rods)
16. CUDDLING FOR CASH (Betweena Sheets)
17. CALL ME DADDY (Buster Rubber)
18. HOT DESERT TRAIL (Peter Dragalong)
19. SHOTGUN WEDDING (Tommy Testes & The Knockups)
20. SHE WAS FIRST DOWN (The Pigskin Five)
21. MY DING-A-LING IS OUT (Dick & The Zippers)
22. DON'T DROP THE SOAP (The Cornholers)
23. IT WAS A LONG SHOT BUT I GOT HER IN THE PIVOT (The Hoopsters)
24. WHO SWALLOWED THE CUM (The Sperms)
25. OEDIPUS IS BACK (The MF Trio)
26. PENIS POPSICLE (Dick & The Lickers)
27. LET ME CRAWL YOU SWEETHEART (Harry Hellgate)
28. WE ARE MASTER BAITERS (The Ferry Fishermen)
29. MENUSTRATION BOOGIE (Katie Kotex)
30. I LOST MY BALLS IN HER DUGOUT WHILE ON DECK (The "A" Rods)
31. HOLE IN THE MATTRESS (Mister Completely)
32. IF YOU BEAT MY TOM-TOM I'LL FIDDLE WITH YOU (The Chiefs)
33. COLD, COLD BOOBS (The Virgin Knockers)
34. SO LONG, CHERRY (Pierce Hymen)
35. RIGHT CLUB IN THE WRONG HOLE (Tiger & His Wedge)
36. ZIPPER RIPPER (The Gay Tailors)
37. WET DREAMS OF YOU (The Jackoffs)
38. WHO MADE THE MAID (The Hardons)
39. DREAMS OF URANUS (Hershey Highway)
40. I LAID HER CHRISTMAS BOX UNDER THE TREE (Santa's Midnight Riders)
DICK HIT OF THE WEEK: A PASS LED TO A SCORE IN HER END ZONE (The Brady Band)
FEATURED OLDIE OF THE WEEK: KNEE DEEP IN IT (The Latrine Stompers)
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