An 'opening' at the supermarket ...

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  1. AlwaysWrite

    AlwaysWrite Well-Known Member

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    A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and a lady cashier called out to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.”

    Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. But when he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, “Your fly is open.”

    He zipped up and finished his shopping.

    At the checkout, the man intentionally got in the line where the lady was who told him about his “barracks door.”

    He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter, he said, “When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?”

    The lady, who was a bit sharper than the man, thought for a moment and said, “No, no, I didn’t. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old Duffel bags.”
     
  2. WAMO

    WAMO Well-Known Member

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    OH DAMN!!!
     
  3. bruce1156

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    Boom! She could have said a midget vet so it's not all bad.
     

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