Pilot Won't Allow Stripper McMuffin To Fly Because Of Short Shorts

MI2AZ

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A burlesque dancer trying to get home to Seattle from Boston earlier this month was told her shorts were simply too short to fly, KIRO reports. According to ABC News, the passenger—who goes by the stage name Maggie McMuffin—was preparing to board a JetBlue flight May 18 when she was told her shorts and thigh-high socks "may offend other families." McMuffin, having no other clothes, offered to tie her sweater around her waist or put a blanket over her legs. An airline worker, who said the decision was the pilot's, wasn't having it. “They said, 'If you don't change your clothes, you're not going to be able to board this flight,'" McMuffin tells KOMO.



A spokesperson for JetBlue says the airline can keep passengers from flying if their clothing is "offensive to the viewing public." McMuffin had to hustle to buy $22 sleep trunks at the airport in order to make her flight. JetBlue reimbursed her for the shorts and gave her a voucher worth nearly $200, but she says that's not enough. “I feel very disrespected," she tells KIRO. McMuffin says she was the victim of "body shaming and slut shaming" and "misogyny." She wants an apology from the pilot, a refund on her flight, and for JetBlue to institute a clearer dress code. “I've seen people online that say this looks like underwear because of the shape, but I have walked around in outfits like that before," she tells KIRO.
 

Robadat

Member
I am highly offended that she wasn't allowed to fly dressed like that. :D

If more women dressed like that, airports searches would go much quicker...there ain't too many places to hide contraband in those shorts.
 

livespive

Well-Known Member
If a reallllllllly Puuuurrrrrdy girl was dressed the same way the pilot would have said, you come sit with me so you don't offend those people.
 

radioactive

Member
" McMuffin says she was the victim of "body shaming and slut shaming"

Well at least she admits she's a slut, after all how can it be slut shaming if she isn't a slut?
 

9andaWiggle

Addicted Member
While I'm not offended, I find no fault with JetBlue. They allowed her onboard after she bought appropriate clothing, reimbursed her for it, plus an extra $200.

Get over it, move on, and wear pants next time. I'm kinda tired of every perceived slight blowing up into a grocery list of "isms" and "phobias", followed by reparation demands and the dreaded "appology" demand. For fuck's sake, this is really no big deal!

Damn oversensitive, coddled, cry-baby millennials! GET OFF MY LAWN!! :Coffee:



:Roflmao:
 
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MI2AZ

Active Member
While I'm not offended, I find no fault with JetBlue. They allowed her onboard after she bought appropriate clothing, reimbursed her for it, plus an extra $200.

Get over it, move on, and wear pants next time. I'm kinda tired of every perceived slight blowing up into a grocery list of "isms" and "phobias", followed by reparation demands and the dreaded "appology" demand. For fuck's sake, this is really no big deal!

Damn oversensitive, coddled, cry-baby millennials! GET OFF MY LAWN!! :Coffee:



:Roflmao:

You're gonna really like the next one about the blind guy suing McDonalds then. :)
 
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