Opinion: The White House 'powder problems'

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[The following opinion item was written by Bill O'Reilly on his billoreilly.com Web site today]

Apparently, cocaine has been found in the White House, and the anti-Biden forces are cracking wise about Hunter. Predictable but certainly within satirical limits.

The Justice Department should be investigating because so-called "controlled substance" is under its jurisdiction.

However, in his quest to protect everything Biden, Attorney General Merrick Garland is a bit confused about how to proceed. Should he call in Crockett and Tubbs from Miami Vice? Perhaps another US Attorney in Delaware is available. Didn't Hunter once live in Delaware before he moved to Malibu, California, to live in the nation's highest rent district?

Cocaine in proximity to the Oval Office is not a good look unless you're auditioning for a spot in the Mexican government. And how exactly did the blow get in there? Visitors to the White House are subjected to more scrutiny than Trump at a singles bar. Secret Service agents are wanding, X-raying, and profiling.

So how did the powder get through all that?

Don't know, and Joe Biden will not address it. But I think his new nickname, Super Fly, is unfair. Besides, I believe Hunter has already copyrighted it.
 
... and this, from the Daily Mail, a newspaper tabloid published in London ...

White House cocaine mystery deepens as Secret Service says it was found in the West Wing and NOT the library: Joe and Hunter's July 4 celebrations clouded in controversy as agents try and track down who was responsible for dropping drugs

 
Yeah, they find it necessary to pick nits over WHERE it was found. Really? THAT is the relevant info?
 
I love how the White House and KJP are like, "We have no idea where this substance came from!"

As if the most surveilled and recorded building in the whole United States doesn't have a camera in the one spot Hunter left his stash.

The degree to which they believe we are stupid is simultaneously impressive and insulting.
 
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