I haven't rolled a ball for at least 3 years now, not even a "glow bowl" game. So, as expected, my arsenal has aged and I fear everything I own is now obsolete. Time for a new ball! To answer a few questions, no, I don't plan to be bowling again anytime soon. So I'll need a ball that can sit in the bag, in the back of the closet, in a superior manner to my old, outdated stuff. Something I can brag about at work to those who bowl less frequently than I do. You know, I need the latest and greatest! The I-Phone whatever number they're on now of the bowling ball world! So... what new ball would you recommend for the ex-bowler who keeps his stuff dust covered in the back of the closet "just in case" I ever go bowling again?