Man Found Naked In Hog Barn Tells Police ...

[MI2AZ]

"I just like pigs."

Hmmm, I see something in that sentence.

 

[Greg T.]

Slappin the pork...

 

[AlwaysWrite]

Slappin the pork...

... and appropriately drinking HAMM'S beer ... LOL

 

[Greg T.]

I wonder if he ever got a tail in the chops.

 

[MI2AZ]

Or a pig in the blanket?

 

[AlwaysWrite]

... or a rump roast?

 

[Scolai]

Stuffing that Boston Butt...

 

[WAMO]

WONDER WHY 9 GETS AWAY WITH IT! OH YEAH, NEVERMIND. SHEEP. NOW I GET IT.

 

[9andaWiggle]

I get away with it because it's my barn, and my sheep! Wandering around another mans farm drunk is just asking for trouble.

 

[WAMO]

LOL

 

[AlwaysWrite]

I get away with it because it's my barn, and my sheep! Wandering around another mans farm drunk is just asking for trouble.

Dear 9andaWiggle:

What is your policy toward sheeple wandering around your barn and/or farm?