How Much Do You Earn On The Toilet?

[MI2AZ]

That's why Plumbworld in the U.K. has plopped this handy Paid To Poo Calculator on us. The device rings up how much you earn while going to the bathroom at work.

As long as you're getting remunerated for being at the office, you might as well be compensated for answering nature's call there, right?

To determine your excremental earnings, simply type in your salary, how often you go, and for how long. (Remember to shift the currency from pounds to dollars.)

For instance, if you make $50,000 and you visit the loo three times a day and spend an average of four minutes there, you gross (ahem) $1,250 a year.

Not bad for sitting down on the job.

 

[MI2AZ]

Some log out more on the job than others.

 

[Greg T.]

Who the hell shits 3x daily? WTF do they eat over there?

 

[MI2AZ]

The traditional English breakfast consists of sunny-side-up eggs, fried bread, sausages, mushrooms, bacon, tomatoes and baked beans. It's known in England as the "fry-up" or "Full English."

The typical English lunch consists of a sandwich, such as sausage and onion, ham and pickle, or shrimp or tuna and mayonnaise. Along with the sandwich, an English person might have a packet of crisps (potato chips), fruit or biscuits. A pint of beer might also be added to lunch if the person eats in one of the many pubs scattered across England. Otherwise, tea, coffee or a carbonated beverage is the drink of choice. The ever-popular takeaway fish and chips, often wrapped in a cone of paper, is still a favorite among English diners, as is bangers and mash (sausages and mashed potatoes).

The afternoon tea is simply a time to snack on a packet of crisps or a few biscuits, and swallow a quick cup of tea or coffee.

A typical English evening meal might include roasted meat, a brown gravy made from the juices from the roasting meat, and carrots, peas, cabbage and, most often, potatoes. On Sundays, a larger, more formal meal of a roast, perhaps a Yorkshire or black pudding, roasted potatoes and side vegetables is most common among the English.

Puddings have long been a favorite ending to a good, English meal. Spotted Dick (a steamed pudding of suet containing dried currants or sultanas), treacle pudding (a steamed pudding with treacle syrup poured over top), or trifle (sponge cake interspersed with custard, fruit and whipped cream) are all popular, traditional English desserts.