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  1. bruce1156

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    A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, who satisfactorily produced the deceased husband for a domestic chat.

    "Dear John," the widow questioned eagerly, "are you happy now?"

    "I am very happy," the spook assured her.

    "Happier than you were on earth with me?" the widow continued, greatly impressed.

    "Yes," John asserted, "I am far happier now than I was on earth with you."

    "Oh, do tell me, John," the widow cried rapturously, "what is it like in heaven?"

    "Heaven!?" the answer snapped. "I ain't in heaven!"
     
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    THE HELL YOU SAY!!! :Roflmao::Roflmao::Roflmao::Roflmao:
     
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    WAMO, you have such a way with words.
     
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