Greg got drunk. Greg woke up to find a large penis tattoo hanging down his leg and he has no idea how it happened.
Oh, Greg.
At first, he said on a recent episode of the British TV show "Tattoo Fixers," he thought one of his friends had sketched the 10-by-2 1/2-inch veiny phallus with a Sharpie. He tried to scrape it off and it bled instead. Then he came to the realization that it was a permanent tattoo.
"I thought, well, that's the end of my life as I knew it," he told "Fixers."
He added that the thigh-climbing trouser snake put his own equipment to shame.
Oh oh, Greg.
Oh, Greg.
At first, he said on a recent episode of the British TV show "Tattoo Fixers," he thought one of his friends had sketched the 10-by-2 1/2-inch veiny phallus with a Sharpie. He tried to scrape it off and it bled instead. Then he came to the realization that it was a permanent tattoo.
"I thought, well, that's the end of my life as I knew it," he told "Fixers."
He added that the thigh-climbing trouser snake put his own equipment to shame.
Oh oh, Greg.
