A tale of many 'snowflakes'

AlwaysWrite

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It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon, it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
 

AlwaysWrite

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IM JUST GLAD TO HEAR IT FINALLY GOT FUCKING COLD IN FLORIDA!
Dear WAMO:

A few nights in the mid-50s is cold? Take a look at a thread I posted this morning ("Isn't It Great in the Sunshine State?"), and you'll see what great weather is.
 

AlwaysWrite

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SO YOU DIDNT BUILD A SNOWMAN-WOMAN-PERSON?! I BELIEVED THAT YOU DID. I AM SO :eek:!
Dear WAMO:

If I were to ever have built a snowman, it would have had to been in my much-younger days in such places as Utah, Colorado, Illinois and Wyoming.
 
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