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I will not be able to post tomorrow, so here they are early!!!!!

I guess the sun does shine there...........

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I would have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his household and was trying to figure out just what to do about it. In the course of our conversation, I said to him, "You know, quite often God speaks to us through our wives." My friend looked at me and said, "Oh yeah? Well I'm pretty...

In this Picture, what would you lick first?

Best Pizza Topping.....................

and a nice Ass!!!

This is my picture of the week!!!

A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage? His friend replied, "When we were first married, we vowed to go out twice a week no matter how little money we had and we have done so for 50 years." "Twice a week, you...

Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. One said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.” “Wow!’ said the other. “How did you manage that?” “It’s easy, my last words are...

As he was standing in line at the grocery store checkout counter, a friend of John's noticed he was purchasing a dozen roses and a card. "You in trouble with Jill?" the friend asked John. "Nope!" was John's reply. "Preventive maintenance."