"Daddy, how was I born?"

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"Daddy, how was I born?"

"Well, son, your mother and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-café.

"We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There, your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. But as soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
And it was too late to hit the delete button.

"Nine months later, a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You got Male."
 
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