$1000.00 Scratch Sweeper

[STONE 3-6-9-10]

SCRATCH SWEEPER

$1000.00 1st
$500.00 2nd

GUARANTEED REGARDLESS OF ENTRIES




Date: Sunday June 11, 2006 Time: 10:00 A.M
Entry Fee: $85.00-------$75.00 to the bowlers and ONLY $10.00 for Lineage!
Location: Cotton Bowl Lanes Jackson, Ms


Rules: This will be a Scratch Sweeper open to anyone who "HAS THE BALL'S TO BOWL". Do you have the Ball's? Everyone like's to TALK, but only people with BALL'S will bowl.



Format: All bowlers will bowl Six games across six pair of lanes moving one pair to the right after each game. Bowlers will be assigned random lane assignments. After qualifying the top 14 scores will advance to the roll-off.
The 1st and 2nd high qualifiers will recieve a bye the first match. The 3rd place qualifier will bowl the 14th place qualifier, the 4th place qualifier will bowl the 13th place qualifier and so on. Bowlers will bowl a two game match with total pins determining the winner who will then advance to the next round. The 1st place qualifier will then bowl the lowest seeded qualifier left, the 2nd place qualifier will bowl the next lowest qualifier and so on. The next round will be the same with the highest seed bowling the lowest seed remaining until a Champion is determined. 1 out of every 6 entries will cash.


There will be Optional side pot's and Bracket's available for anyone interested



Following the Sweeper there will be THREE squad's left for the Summer Sizzling Double's Tournament with $8000.00 Guaranteed first and $2000.00 Guaranteed second regardless of entrie's. For those who want to make a weekend out of it there will be squad's all day Saturday as well.


For more information contact Mac at 601-354-5738

[Joey]

Sounds good Sammy. I should be there

[GeneK]

Hey Sammy, I think I might even be able to make it up there. See ya.

Gene

[VoiceOfReason]

Sorry Sammy i will not be able to make it that weekend because of a father daughter Girl Scout cookout. Maybe i can make the next one.

[Kinsfolk Karnival Klub]

Sorry Sammy,...My pet catfish is expecting twins that day.

[Joey]

Oh yeah, looking at my schedule, I think I have to work that day.

Oh, nevermind... I don't work on Sundays.

I think I am going to be on call that day.

Oops... My job doesn't involve me being on call.

I have to go watch my neighbors kids play ball.

Nevermind... not my kids, don't really give a damn.

I don't have the money to lose.

Nope.... I don't plan on losing any money. I plan on cashing.

Well damn...

I guess I am out of excuses, and I should just drive my happy ass to Jackson and make some damn money.

[Focused_in_the_now]

Oh yeah, looking at my schedule, I think I have to work that day.

Oh, nevermind... I don't work on Sundays.

I think I am going to be on call that day.

Oops... My job doesn't involve me being on call.

I have to go watch my neighbors kids play ball.

Nevermind... not my kids, don't really give a damn.

I don't have the money to lose.

Nope.... I don't plan on losing any money. I plan on cashing.

Well damn...

I guess I am out of excuses, and I should just drive my happy ass to Jackson and make some damn money.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How'd u come up with that???????

[BlessedArm]

He just gave all the excuses he got for people not ever bowling his sweepers.

[BLOWME]

No can do, the Fairmount goes in the shop that weekend. SORRY!!

[Focused_in_the_now]

He just gave all the excuses he got for people not ever bowling his sweepers.

I know... thats why i quoted it!

[AlgiersFats]

Oh yeah, looking at my schedule, I think I have to work that day.

Oh, nevermind... I don't work on Sundays.

I think I am going to be on call that day.

Oops... My job doesn't involve me being on call.

I have to go watch my neighbors kids play ball.

Nevermind... not my kids, don't really give a damn.

I don't have the money to lose.

Nope.... I don't plan on losing any money. I plan on cashing.

Well damn...

I guess I am out of excuses, and I should just drive my happy ass to Jackson and make some damn money.

Well if I'm correct,I think Dave Pruitt bowled in your tourney,is that right.
Dave

[Joey]

After re-reading my post, I realize that it could offend some people with kids or a job that may affect them. I wasn't trying to offend anyone, I was just saying that I personally don't have any excuse not to bowl.

I completely understand obligations to your family and your career.

[STONE 3-6-9-10]

GREAT Joey, it will be well run and I know the bracket's will be taken care of if your coming. You know you have a place to stay, Pruett is leasing his room for the weekend.

Fat's, I'll expect you to get the perscription's of Jeritol for the two old guy's your bringing.

Gordan, I'm happy for little SHITRENA your pet catfish......It's been a while coming but I knew if you were persistent you could get that fish pregnant. :thumbsup:
Beside's, the shot's on the gutter as well as every where else, and I know you hate playing the gutter. :arg:

David, it's O.K. I know growing up you enjoyed the cub scout's and all the fun thing's you and the camp leader did. It's time to give back to other's now, just make sure the girl's know what your sacraficing by offering to be a den mother.

Mike, I knew it was getting close for the Fairmont to get a tune-up. There aren't too many people that can say they have a car that has survived Betsy, Camille, and Katrina and still run's with perfection. I know a GREAT valet parker who is looking for side work as a test driver for older American vehicle's. She say's she is very 'ronely....oop's, I mean lonely.


Gene, I hope you can make it. It would be nice to see you again, maybe you can ride up with the Bud-man if he come's.


Once again, if you make it GREAT.....if not maybe you've lost your BALLS :dunno:


If your coming call Mac and get your spot now, it's gona fill pretty quick.

[STONE 3-6-9-10]

Mac told me to tell Glenn there will be COLD beer waiting.:woot:

[STONE 3-6-9-10]

Joey, post some odds and put me at EVEN money because I'm gona be TOUGH! I want some action.....ANYONE? Talk to me Focused this may be your weekend, you can ride up with the BUD-MAN he's coming.

[Focused_in_the_now]

Sorry...... I was waiting 4 u 2 say something about me, but me (and Bud-Man) are bowling state that weekend. Otherwise I would do my best to get up there.

[STONE 3-6-9-10]

Bowl good focused, you have a GREAT teammate in the Bud-man.....I know a few, but he's a Great partner to do battle with. Not many as aggressive as Buddy when it comes to doing battle on the lanes, except maybe for that Blow-me character....He and I have a pretty good double's record: All wins, no defeat's.

[STONE 3-6-9-10]

Who's bowling with you and the Bud-Man at State?