MoonPie
08-21-2006, 09:33 AM
Guidelines From God:
1. Quit Worrying, Dont Fret Over Every Little Spare You Miss. Life Has Dealt You A Blow And All You Do Is Sit And Worry. Get On The Lanes And Practice.
2. Put It On The List: When Something Needs To Be Done, Take Care Of It, Put Your Bowling Skills In The Hand Of God And Follow Him; And Take A Lesson And Practice.
3. Trust: Once You Give The Burdens To God, Trust The Skills You Have And He Will Take Care Of Your Bowling Needs Especially When You Practice.
4. Leave It Alone: Don'T Wake Up One Morning And Say, Okay I Don'T Need Your Help Any Longer, Because If He Should Give You These Problems Back, You Are Right Where You Started From. How Can You Leave Practicing Alone! God Can Help You With Your Burdens. Leave The Burdens With Him, And Do As He Asks, Go Out And Practice.
5. Talk To Me: He Wants You To Forget The Spares You Missed, Forget What Makes You Crazy, Forget The Worry, And Fretting, But Dont Forget To Walk With Him As You Practice Your Spare Shooting
He Wants To Hear Your Voice Say, " Yes, I Can Get This Spare"
6. Have Faith: He Sees Alot Of Things From Up Above, That You Cant See On The Lanes. Have Faith In Him And You Shall Leave One Less Spare As You Practice A Good Habit.
7. Share: You Were Taught To Share When You Were 2 Years Old. When Did You Forget. That Rule Still Applies. Share Your Bowling Knowledge With Those Who Need Encouragement. Encourage Your Dear Friends To Practice Bowling With You.
8. Be Patient: God Fixed It So That In One Lifetime You Go From A Child To An Adult, To Having A Child. You Change Jobs, So That You Learn Many Trades. Travel To Bowling Centers To Meet Many People. How Can We Be So Patient When God Gives Us So Much To Do On Our Lists. Its All In The Timing, Your Timing Must Be Perfect, To Do Well On Our Spares. It Took God 6 Days To Create The Entire Universe, So Dont Rush Things, People Always Rush, Rush, Rush. Take Your Time And Be Patient, And Yes In Time You Will Get Those Hard Do Reach Spares. Practice.
9. Be Kind: Be Kind To Your Fellow Bowlers, For God Loves Them Just As Much As You Do. They May Not Dress Like You, Talk Like You, Live The Same As You, Or Even Bowl Like You But He Still Loves All Of Us. So Today When You Bowl, Be Kind To Someone. Who Knows Your Bowling Might Change In An Instant! Remember Hes Watching You From Above As You Practice.
10. Love Yourself: As Much As God Loves You, How Can You Not Love Yourself Or The Talented Hand He Gave You To Bowl With. Afterall, For One Reason Only - Love Bowling And Bowling Will Love You In Return. Love God, Love Yourself, And Love Your Fellow Bowlers Which Whom You Practice With.
Effective Immediately,
Please Be Aware That There Are Changes "You" Need To Make In Your Life And In The Sport Of Bowling
Complete These Guidelines In Order So That Your Bowling Success Can Be Fulfilled.
This Seems Very Little To Ask Of You, Take Care Of Your Bowling Needs So That You Will Be Blessed By It To Share With Others.
Practice Your Faith And Practice Your Bowling
1. Quit Worrying, Dont Fret Over Every Little Spare You Miss. Life Has Dealt You A Blow And All You Do Is Sit And Worry. Get On The Lanes And Practice.
2. Put It On The List: When Something Needs To Be Done, Take Care Of It, Put Your Bowling Skills In The Hand Of God And Follow Him; And Take A Lesson And Practice.
3. Trust: Once You Give The Burdens To God, Trust The Skills You Have And He Will Take Care Of Your Bowling Needs Especially When You Practice.
4. Leave It Alone: Don'T Wake Up One Morning And Say, Okay I Don'T Need Your Help Any Longer, Because If He Should Give You These Problems Back, You Are Right Where You Started From. How Can You Leave Practicing Alone! God Can Help You With Your Burdens. Leave The Burdens With Him, And Do As He Asks, Go Out And Practice.
5. Talk To Me: He Wants You To Forget The Spares You Missed, Forget What Makes You Crazy, Forget The Worry, And Fretting, But Dont Forget To Walk With Him As You Practice Your Spare Shooting
He Wants To Hear Your Voice Say, " Yes, I Can Get This Spare"
6. Have Faith: He Sees Alot Of Things From Up Above, That You Cant See On The Lanes. Have Faith In Him And You Shall Leave One Less Spare As You Practice A Good Habit.
7. Share: You Were Taught To Share When You Were 2 Years Old. When Did You Forget. That Rule Still Applies. Share Your Bowling Knowledge With Those Who Need Encouragement. Encourage Your Dear Friends To Practice Bowling With You.
8. Be Patient: God Fixed It So That In One Lifetime You Go From A Child To An Adult, To Having A Child. You Change Jobs, So That You Learn Many Trades. Travel To Bowling Centers To Meet Many People. How Can We Be So Patient When God Gives Us So Much To Do On Our Lists. Its All In The Timing, Your Timing Must Be Perfect, To Do Well On Our Spares. It Took God 6 Days To Create The Entire Universe, So Dont Rush Things, People Always Rush, Rush, Rush. Take Your Time And Be Patient, And Yes In Time You Will Get Those Hard Do Reach Spares. Practice.
9. Be Kind: Be Kind To Your Fellow Bowlers, For God Loves Them Just As Much As You Do. They May Not Dress Like You, Talk Like You, Live The Same As You, Or Even Bowl Like You But He Still Loves All Of Us. So Today When You Bowl, Be Kind To Someone. Who Knows Your Bowling Might Change In An Instant! Remember Hes Watching You From Above As You Practice.
10. Love Yourself: As Much As God Loves You, How Can You Not Love Yourself Or The Talented Hand He Gave You To Bowl With. Afterall, For One Reason Only - Love Bowling And Bowling Will Love You In Return. Love God, Love Yourself, And Love Your Fellow Bowlers Which Whom You Practice With.
Effective Immediately,
Please Be Aware That There Are Changes "You" Need To Make In Your Life And In The Sport Of Bowling
Complete These Guidelines In Order So That Your Bowling Success Can Be Fulfilled.
This Seems Very Little To Ask Of You, Take Care Of Your Bowling Needs So That You Will Be Blessed By It To Share With Others.
Practice Your Faith And Practice Your Bowling